How to Identify a REAL Ninja

How do you recognise a TRUE ninja?
This question is a dead and buried secret, an unsolved mystery, a stale cheese pizza...

Nobody is au fait with the issue. Most people are even unaware of it.

WHY?

Becuase it's a dead and buried secret, an unsolved mystery, a stale cheese pizza...

Until today,
THE SECRET IS FINALLY REVEALED !!!

These are the main characteristics of a REAL ninja (might be confusing):

1. A ninja stays on Earth.
2. A ninja knows where he lives.
3. A ninja have 2 legs, 2 hands, approximately.
4. A ninja needs H20 and oxygen to live.
5. A ninja never swallows his spiky shurikens, because that's how he lives.
6. A ninja can eat cakes like eating chocolates. (Wow!)

This it it.

Credits goes to these people:
Inspired by Miley Cyrus, founded by Master Ching Ching, sponsored by Bak Chau,
translated by Terence, simplified by Joker